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You know you're from Alaska when...

You actually understand that AK means Alaska and not Arkansas.
You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a camper on the highway.
"Vacation" means driving to Chitna to dip net.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit a moose.
Your school classes aren't cancelled because of cold.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've never had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
The last thing you do before going to bed is plug in your vehicle.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer and fish jerkey.
You carry jumper cables and a blanket in your car.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that moose season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.
You own moose nugget earrings.
Mosquito dope is part of your daily attire.
You think the song "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" is about springtime.
You actually get these jokes.

		Crazy Alaska Facts: We own the most cell phones in the US and talk on them the most.
		We eat the most ice cream per capita in the US.
		We are the second highest per capita consumers of SPAM in the nation.
		We use the most dental floss per capita in the US.
		We have the biggest % of people walking to work.

Here are some funny pictures of Alaska. Click on the thumbnail images for an enlarged view.